Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”

Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.

I’ll be glad to upvote your post : )

Maybe this would be a good asklemmy

Classic movies are in black an white.

You mean other than “it’s content” in the title?

I’d say anything by Asimov. He had a clear, simple style that makes it the perfect author for the no native English reader.