80 minutes late 20 days of the week

I forgot the work week is only like 20 days a month lol

Got it. You should be 20 minutes late 80% of the time.

This is very easily actionable with the links. Thanks op!

And the website looks like it’s from the year you input

Stop. If I start browsing modular synths I will be broke

No. That’s the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

If Christians really wanted no man to experience eternal death we would have way less problems in the world

Idk if it’s simultaneous, but it definitely makes it really easy to jump between the feelings rapidly

TRUMP BIBLE, TRUMP BIBLE! GET YOUR TRUMP BIBLE. ORDER NOW AND WELL THROW IN A TRUMP 2028 HAT!

I wonder if he’s gonna update the included constitution in the bible with the newly redacted rights

Me: So why did you kill the elephant

Edison: AC bad

Because 99% of Lemmy has already made up its mind. At least that my perception. Maybe I’m wrong

✨EXACTLY✨

….genius

If I did daily drive Linux I would probably use arch or Nixos so I could flex

This is the right answer

Kinesis Advantage 360 Pro. Pretty sure it was refurbished by Kinesis for a discount

But I also do spend 8 hours a work day coding in Vim not on Linux. Just to clarify, I’m also not using Windows (gross).

LOL me writing this, using neovim and a split keyboard to make me feel smart. There is definitly some truth to this. But I never look down upon people for not using the technology I choose. People on here can be really annoying. It’s like the virtue signaling Linux.

Vim is kinda like a game. Except instead of a, s, w, d its h, j, k, l