Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car
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mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•‘I do not work for you’: MTG speaks out on growing rift with Trump’s White House over Epstein files1·16 days agoRight on. Glad to hear it
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•‘I do not work for you’: MTG speaks out on growing rift with Trump’s White House over Epstein files14·17 days agoWho would join her? She’s a island
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•GOP lawmaker with 'joebidennnn69' screen name to plead guilty to sharing child sex abuse videos4·18 days agoIts engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Marc Maron, Shane Gillis slam fellow comedians performing at Saudi comedy festival4·18 days agoJesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Marc Maron, Shane Gillis slam fellow comedians performing at Saudi comedy festival12·18 days agoYou were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•GOP lawmaker with 'joebidennnn69' screen name to plead guilty to sharing child sex abuse videos6·18 days agoThey found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard
So, you’ve got a black friend, you say?
Probably shouldn’t be speaking for them then…
Yeah, i know - im joking. Separately - wtf do you mean “they”?
We do need some way to qualify them. They’re not just regular Americans, like us, due to the excess of pigment. Perhaps, Black-American? Negro-American?
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•AOC is plotting a run for president in 2028: report21·23 days agoExactly - its definitely the liberals who refuse to vote for women. You seem super duper smart, pal. Any other insights to bless us with?
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•AOC is plotting a run for president in 2028: report22·23 days ago3rd time’s the charm for seeing if the country will accept a woman. What’s the worst that could happen?
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper1·1 month agoidk, Point is it’s more of reference to him being a 4chan gamer than “antifa”
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper2·1 month agoIt was a gamer reference. Waaaaay more likely got the reference from far cry 6, than from an obscure italian song noone else had heard of till now.
Also, he assumes she’d even be happy with him but really he’d struggle to please a woman
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•‘Hey, Fascist! Catch!’ Utah Governor Reveals What Charlie Kirk Shooter Engraved On Bullet Casings5·1 month agoHonestly though, it’s reasonable for them to think it was trans related, considering Charlie’s rhetoric - we can’t expect the FBI to know what bullets looks like.
mikesizachrist@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Jerry Seinfeld says people who say 'Free Palestine' are worse than the Ku Klux Klan3·1 month agobarely in his 30s, guy was 39! She was 17. He literally would scoop her up from her fucking high school. Technically legal is some predatory shit.
you do you, but if im just chilling talking after i eat, it feels like nothing to me - just something to do with my hands that doesnt feel like work at all and is massively helpful to someone