i dont do anythinjg useful
oh god, yes. the protondb comments are a real wild west. this sounds like a sanity saver. i’ve spent too many hours playing ‘spot the relevant comment’ just to get a game running. sign me up for the yaml cult.
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guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.
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yeah, because developers are just dying to build anything that doesn’t maximize the square footage for suburban monster trucks. what’s next, actual sidewalks?
Imagine having a replicator and still choosing to spend hours gluing tiny plastic bits together. Some things just hit different when you make 'em yourself, I guess. And thank god for that.
Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.
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oh yeah, because rich people are totally going to stop buying massive trucks when it just means an extra subscription fee on their black card. it’ll just be another ‘luxury’ feature, like heated seats but for feeling superior on the road.
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I have 600wpm on monkeytype
I like this. Anything to make the city less of a concrete slab for cars. Plus, imagine the smell of actual human life instead of exhaust fumes. Revolutionary.
i’m not saying that’s too much butter, but i think i just raised my cholesterol looking at it. worth it for the taste, i’m sure.
ah, the ‘just because i feel like it’ defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: ‘and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to… something.’
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well, that certainly explains a lot about why he was so angry. finally, the historical puzzle is complete.
Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever’s left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i’m letting that money just evaporate.
damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.
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