Invertebrates? No. All out

I invite you to meet the awesome jumping spider, whose eyes are very especially needed set up to be forward-facing for depth perception for their jumps, and who hunt other spiders, as well as the wolf spider, who are also a hunting (as opposed to web) spider.

In fact, you can use the chart of spider eye layouts to pretty much identify whether you’re looking at a spider who builds webs and waits or a spider who hunts:

Anyone with two big forward-facing eyes is probably looking around for their next meal; the rest are building a web, trapdoor, or taking some other approach.

Pomme d’terror

My favorite was a guy in college who came in, used the urinal, used the hand dryer, and left.

Oh dang, it was my media PC until 2017, when the switch took over its role, IIRC. Definitely got my money’s worth out of it even if there were no games lmao

Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.

motorcyle+hyrule field and team actions has me worried, but they have my simp ass

So uh, what. You gonna hold onto that info and not share?

When I’m being reasonable: Audiobook

When I’m being unreasonable: lie down and use shower liner to create the dry section I read in while everything else enjoys the warm.

Tough part of the latter is leaning up against the cold dry tub when setting up. Like jumping into a cold pool.

Enjoy the warm. Read.

I dunno, I’ve definitely rolled into “factory factory” codebases that are abstraction astronauts just going to town over classes that only have one real implementation over a decade and seen how far the cargo culting can go.

It’s the old saying “give a developer a tool, they’ll find a way to use it.” Having a distataste for mindless dogmatic application of patterns is healthy for a dev in my mind.

Honestly I think we’re in the radium water phase of the tech: it’s been found to do things we couldn’t before, but nobody’s got a clear idea of what exactly what it can do, so you’ve got everyone throwing it into everything hoping for a big cash-out. Like, y’know, Radithor when people were just figuring out radioactivity was a thing.

Divide the older person’s age by 2 and add 7. That’s the youngest person they can date without being creepy about it.

This rule is commonly cited, but is also completely meaningless, as a social construct.

prescriptivists are lingual nazis

I’ll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it’s after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.

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Huh, me mum was a waitress at one point and taught me to stack for politeness, I didn’t realize it was a preference thing. Now I’m not sure what to do.

I’ll still keep ordering the queso though, that shit’s delicious.

Me neighbours are always listenin to really loud drum & bass

I had the same thought, but apparently he was in charge for the release of the switch, so it’s been a minute. That there Covid black hole of time at work if I had to guess

Important: the potato and the tomato are from Peru. Are we talking modern cuisines, or pre-Columbian fusion?

Italian Sausage Seasoning (from Penzey’s, even!). It’s part of my pepperoni roll recipe (it goes on the pan the roll cooks on, as well as is brushed on the roll) and really takes things to the next level.