He’s planning to kill Gaben himself! D:

Maybe if you average the net worth of billionares with the rest of all us regular schmucks it’d look like we’re wealthy? Someone do the monster math, I’m too depressed just from thinking about it

Maple Story? It’s a helluvadrug

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

I missed one news cycle, what’s the relationship between JD and Viktor?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn’t come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room… Then I read the comments and thought “oh. Yeah. That makes more sense.”

Assumptions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Can’t afford the kids or the printers?

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

How’d you sell the same phone 4 times? Did you tie a string to it and pulled it back after the transaction was done??