I should call her.

No,

,no,

No you should not. You have beeen down that road

You know where it leads.

It went super well. No complaints. I’m definitely going to miss my upcoming flight, but this is definitely the best thing to happen to aviation in the history of aviation.

A… I… wanna ask you a question.

HOLY FUCK. That’s nearly unprecedented. What the fuck is going on.

That movie is so fucking bizarre. I totally have to nominate it for family movie night.

I actually prefer the shockingly cold bidet water. It helps my whores immensely.

Edit: I’m not sure why I typed whores instead of hemorrhoids.

I totally thought this was related to Mr Hands.

Holy shit lol she’s exactly my type. Currently dating a woman who could be her sister.

Cairn Terrier

My youngest son kept climbing in our front loader when he was little. Scared the shit out of us multiple times thinking he got out or something.

@UncleArthur@lemmy.world Why would you delete that! Aiken Drum is the fucking GOAT.

What franchise? Stardust the movie is awesome but not scifi.

My tongue is my favorite muscle. Want to know why? ;)

Respect. You little vermin. :)

Colonel O’Neill would like to know your location.

Firefly and Babylon 5 fans you can just… not.

JK - feel free to pipe up.

Valid. I’m not going to look it up, but I believe you.

Have anything you’d like to share?

Does it make a tiny squeal or a farting noise??

Ah thanks. I guess I’m indifferent. My wife keeps fretting that when she has sex with her boyfriend that it bothers me. Far from it. They could fuck in front of me and I wouldn’t care at all. We’ve been together for 10 years and she still doesn’t understand that I don’t do jealousy or envy.