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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • When I was a teen, my sister came home one night hammered. She was worried that she had work the next morning and was going to be hungover.

    I told her I saw something on the discovery channel (early 00s) that businessmen do to reset their internal clocks when they travel! They put small flashlights in their socks, pointing them at the back of their knees. Yeah! Apparently if you expose the back of your knees to light while you sleep it totally resets your internal clock!.

    Not only did she wedge two flashlights into the couch cushions and sleep on the couch, it placebo worked so well she went to work and told everyone about her new life hack.


  • foggy@lemmy.worldtoHumor@lemmy.worldRule-follower
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    I am a massive single point of failure for my org.

    Anything bad or unexpected happens to the website that I migrated on prem for us and I am basically the only one who has any idea where to even begin.

    And that just constitutes one grafana dashboard I built, of many, that are used by basically every team now. I also stood up the grafana server.

    There was an RTO. My boss was literally like “this doesn’t apply to you.”


  • Um ackshually It’s ‘rage bait’, specifically for conservatives.

    Click bait entices anyone to click through omitted information. Rage bait seeks a click through an emotional reaction from a specific demographic.

    Clickbait:

    “Local Restaurant Owner Tried One Menu Change and Sales Doubled Overnight”

    “A Mom Working 3 Jobs Lost 60 lbs By Cutting This One Ingredient From Her Diet”

    Ragebait:

    “Study Finds Conservativel Men Have Smaller Penises Than Liberal Men.”

    “New Data Shows Remote Workers May Be Less Valuable Than In-Office Staff”

    Not all ragebait is clickbait. Ragebait is targeted. Know your enemy.










  • Ok so 1. Every url is an address to something else’s local file. I cannot fathom why you would be saying a local file “loses data.” Thats not accurate. There is a small amount of data loss when you copy a file. Sometimes. But not always. Especially over a network (like… Downloading it from a URL. And if quality is your game and you’re streaming?)

    But that’s neither here nor there.

    1. Yeah like 3 a day.

    Anyways, you do you holmes.