They serve boiling broth and raw food. You take the raw food and stick it in the boiling broth before you eat it.

It’s really good actually, I highly recommend it!

I guess I’m okay with that title for now. Deal!

As long as I get to call it the ministry of doom.

I’m personally speculating something like xr glasses with game streaming ability and the ability to connect to some kind of controller.

I’m here for Cascadia!

I call this recipe Baja balls

Get a crock pot and fill it with some plain frozen meatballs.

Dump the entire contents of a can of crushed pineapple in there, maybe a can of pineapple rings too if you’re feeling fancy.

Cover with low sodium teriyaki sauce and cook on high or medium depending on how much stuff you have to do today.

Cook up some rice when it’s looking done.

If you want it to be extra fancy you can garnish with some chives and sesame seeds

Takes literally no effort to make (especially if you have a rice cooker), kid friendly for all of the parents out there, nothing too expensive goes into it, and literally everyone I’ve given it to went crazy over it.

They’re just some guys

My parents have sold all of their assets trying to take care of my dad who now has late stage Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s. Yesterday I saw them watching the signing of the beautiful bill like it was going to be a big relief on their lives.

They acted like I had lost my mind and that I was delusional when I was trying to tell them that they will no longer be eligible for Medicaid under this.

If anyone reading þis is curious, to do þs on mobile, you can set your keyboard language to alphabet.

It’s the old English character that makes the “th” sound. They’re likely using it to attempt to throw off scrapers and maybe hide the subject material a little bit I’d imagine.

Kinda a good idea.

Generations of ducks disagree with you.

Just sitting and having a casual lunch with my dad at work. Sack lunches that my mom had made us! When he nonchalantly tells me that women aren’t people and only exist for men’s enjoyment. I basically completely froze out of shock as he spends the next half hour trying to use excerpts from the Bible to prove his point.

I haven’t had a conversation with him since and that was nearly 20 years ago. Also realized that Christianity is not something I want to be associated with.

Funny thing is that he used to be adamant that god uses Parkinson’s to punish only the worst sinners and he’s got it now… Apparently there was some engine cleaning solvent my mom desperately tried to get him to stop using? The government banned it because it was giving people Parkinson’s so he stocked up on it to prove my mom wrong…

I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

The cat does the dislikes

I wholeheartedly agree.

Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?

Peanut butter on burgers is just one of those things that you gotta try. I personally thought it was a strange idea, probably gross… But… I got curious and tried putting some on a bite of a burger… Holy. Shitballs. Comrade. It’s good.

My brother sent me this meme an hour ago… Problem is, he believes it… He is not very smart. He is the kind of person who thinks that the memes in wallstreetbets are some kind of conspiracy level of good advice because, and I quote, “They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!”

I’ve been trying to convince him since that buying Tesla stock right now is a very, very bad idea. It’s not a very good idea at all.

They put him in a freaking turtle suit!?!

That’s suicide prevention clothing in jails… Dude probably doesn’t even have a mattress. It’s likely that the only things in his cell are him, the turtle suit, and maaaaybe a bible.

They’re called turtle suits because jails are actually pretty cold. Not dangerously so but just cold enough to be uncomfortable. If you’re wearing one you’re on suicide watch and they don’t let you have anything else in your cell. No blankets, mattress, books, underwear, or anything. The only real way to get warm is to get into a fetal position inside of the turtle suit. Like a turtle.

I got a surprise suicide booking in a jail way back by a cop who didn’t like me. Kept me in there for 2 weeks with zero human contact. They wouldn’t even say your welcome when I thanked them for my food. Found out when I got out that they were telling the court that I wasn’t mentally suitable for court.

You lose your mind very quickly in those conditions… My paranoia is telling me that they definitely want that…

Ahhhh I haven’t played in years and I had just started a new game lol

Said heyyyy that looks familiar!