A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I don’t like birthdays but probably recess as it’s the healthiest option.

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

The voice of experience.

How old am I?

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

So will his trial in The Hague just be a bunch of MAGA Tik Toks covering his deranged posts promising he will commit war crimes?

The kitchen is the sex room.

We are lost as a society.

Why do they keep using this heinous bunny costume?! It scares the kids and it wasn’t popular in years past.

Yeah so the boat company made money the supply companies. The city and government of San Francisco. Everyone was on the take.

Shame on you!

According to reports Trump told her in the limo “It’s time.”

I like to think then as a tear slid down her cheek he reached forward and grabbed her by the pussy giving it a little honk honk as the limo pulled up to the Supreme Court.

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

Walk into an existing ISP, wave a gun around and say HEY! HEY! I’m the captain now.

Trump has died … of laughter over these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.

I don’t know how to say this: kim bassinger? Base-in-ger, bass-in-ger?

Alcatraz was closed because it was a scam not worth operating like Trump’s casinos and his marriages.

One tire blowout and everyone’s gone.

Kiss the rain!

I could not come up with some kind of Carpe Diem quote on short notice so this is what you get!