NoFuckingWaynado

They have control of all three branches of government. No checks. No balances.

If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…

Looks like it’s holding a bag baby. Awwww!

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

Make a bunch of those fake dollar bills the Christians like handing out as tips

Alabama got rid of slavery in 2022.

WTF CA?

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Found Waldo!

GD it I did this exact same thing like 12 hrs ago.

You got a lot of debunk in your trunk

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?

I’ll gladly trade your fingers for my eyes. You don’t have to send them to me. Just place them on a busy railroad track and wait for a bit.