

Last I checked it is a real country. Get with reality.


Last I checked it is a real country. Get with reality.
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Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
the lower line that has developed over the years of making rice in the same pot. The upper line is from making mac and cheese
Maybe you need to scrub your pots more thoroughly. If they’re stainless steel or something similar there shouldn’t be any permanent stains forming unless you don’t use enough elbow grease.


Wayland isn’t the desktop environment (window compositor). That’s probably Gnome, as it’s very mac like.


How does Voldemort play into this? Which of the Harry Potter books included Caesar?


You need a bag of whole dung, not a bag of holding!


Or a bag of whole dung


Every Halloween I take inventory of what needs replaced
I’ve found an infinitival copula deletion!
Macaroni and cheese and cheese and cheese
No no, you’ve got it all backwards! The singular is macaron or macaronus. The plural is macaroni, like viri.
Next time you order Mac and cheese, say it right 😉


Just cut down on the legumes and the gas will pass.
R3D3PO or something like that
You can clean them. You can technically disassemble them but it involves preening over pins and whatnot. It’s a hassle. A good soak in warm soapy water and a scrub with an old toothbrush can do wonders. If it’s seized by rust WD-40 is your friend.


It’s a very resource intensive autocomplete
Sounds like a good job for a 5 pound sledge hammer. Ain’t nobody getting data off of micro chip dust.