The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.
The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.
That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…
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Ohioan here, I’ll eat your kitty 😺
It sounds like in this case hes not mistaking, just talking about an unrelated town in a different state as a talking point to bring up immigration?
I tried to find a video of this on youtube, which I could not. I did however find a video of him making the same mistake 3 weeks ago in Pennsylvania, this time confusing it with North Carolina 🙄
“Hey Laura can you tweet something absolutely insanely racist about Kamala so I can publicly call you out so that people won’t think im the crazy one?”
“Sure thing fam I was probably gonna do that anyways lol”
If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
My highschool biology classroom had the skeleton of an indian tween in a closet. It had been professionally skeletonized and rigged up and everything. The bio teacher swore it was there when he started teaching and that he doesnt know anything about it…
He also had a human fetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
Mayo is so disgusting fr
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.
Women are not available.
My phone knows too much…
The images are not actually the captcha. They’ve used other methods and tools to verify your authenticity, then they force you to help train their image recognition AI under the guise of it being the actual captcha. Its Distributed Forced Labor, and Google has been using captchas to do this for decades. Remeber the picture-of-two-words captcha? One word was always squiggly and the other was not. The squiggly word was the real captcha, the other word was from a scanned book and you were helping to train their OCR algorithms.
I mean, that article doesnt provide any proof that its wallpaper, and that would be some ugly-ass wallpaper if it is. Who would ever put that in a house? Also theres no discernable repeating pattern to it, though maybe we just cant see enough.
How fast would the rose have to be going to blueshift that much? Someone please do the math
Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/
For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.
Sounding is often associated with CBT/BDSM/pain play, but it doesnt have to be. I’m not into any of that, I sound because it feels good. It doesn’t have to hurt at all if you’re gentle with yourself and don’t force it.
Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I’ve never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!
Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.
Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I’ve never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.
Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.
I am the middle child of 7, including a step sister 1 year younger than me who is objectively hot AF. I don’t get it either. Never had anything even close to sexual feelings towards any of them despite developing sexual urges and desires very young.