A good Dahl over some rice is heaven itself. Add on a side of Chana/Aloo chatt and we’re talking some serious food satisfaction.

Not one Lilliputian joke in site, so disappointing.

So NYC sales tax being 8.875. My $1 purchase is no longer $1.08, but $1.10. Good deal

Driving along the highway, step daughter and friend in the back seat. Friends dad in the passenger seat. Voice from the back says " look the geese are in a V". I ask " Does anyone know why one leg of the V is longer than the other?“. No reply, I say " because there’s more geese on that side”. Dead silence until friends dad busts out laughing, we’ve been friends ever since.

On a scale of 1 to 100, I’d say the average age of her victims.

Speaking as a professional paver, this is absolutely the correct answer.