Someone asked if a resuscitated prisoner has finished their life sentence, I said you have to be irrevocably dead, Reddit said that promoted violence.

It’s devastating to my case!

A student turned in his test with a $100 stapled to it, with a note “$100 = 100 points = A.” He got the test back with $50 stapled to it and a note “$50 = 50 points = F”

Yes it exists or yes that’s your conversational plan?

What about slightly darker black

At least it makes crosswords easier

Now that’s service worth tipping

And then you come up with a place for the replacement and find the lost one.

I know right? Referring to someone by their genitals? What a dick.

Such a roundabout way of saying they can’t charge a subscription for CarPlay

I wanna fly the plane

Every concession beyond popcorn was a mistake

Depends where you live. But overall survival requires effort, whether that’s hunting/gathering or office work.

You mean bow hunting like a caveman?

Since it says the king returns home he went as Elvis so he was supposed to be an elf

Every tv show has the worst ending of any tv series ever

Correcthorsebatterystaple1!

Yes

The government shifting between “you’re a kid you can’t drink” and “you’re an adult where’s your draft registration”

If I can’t win an argument it means the other person isn’t listening /s