Left: Furby.

Right: Muppets (background singers)

Ahem…

THE FEDS ARE TAKING YOUR GUNS!!!

WAKE UP, AMERICANS, THE GOVERNMENT IS KILLING WHITE GUN OWNERS. YOU COULD BE NEXT.

This is the message that the Yanks need to be screaming right now.

Not quite - after selling Zip2 with his brother, Musk co-founded x.com which merged with Cofinity, the combined company becoming PayPal. Relevant Wikipedia page. And if he was just an

Cor, it’s a good job Hitler killed himself instead of somebody having to live with that evil, init?

Divine Truth and Not Gay if done for religious purposes, clearly.

Infinite energy for all is cancelled.

Infinite wealth for the shareholders will go ahead instead.

It’s your choice.

Everything you’ve written suggests that you’d prefer to spend time with your Grandmother. Do that, and don’t feel guilty over it. The arcade isn’t going anywhere.

I downvoted you just because of the second sentence in your comment.

While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.

Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.

Not in the UK, though.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind.

It was 2006: typos made by grieving people had a chance to become memes.

Since I started moving my family over to Apple, the amount of tech support I needed to do for them dropped to almost zero. It just works. I have my Raspberry Pis and Linux boxes for fun and my MacBook for when the computer needs to get out of the way and let me work.

That said, I have zero interest in buying this absurd fashion accessory ;)

Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be…?

Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.

Cephalopod. More legs, totally different really.

Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

Gonna need some citations there, laddie…

With a wife and an and/or-girlfriend I don’t think he’s settling at all…!

Henry Cavill and more than a dozen Victoria’s Secret models are known to play.

Together… right?

This is what should be displayed:

Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.