Tzar: The Burden of the Crown.

I’d recognise that castle anywhere!

You want RFK Junior in the pool? Because that’s how you get RFK Junior in the pool.

Depends entirely on how you take it…

How can I phrase this nicely… I don’t think being on Lemmy, of all services, has a strong correlation with being neurotypical. When it comes to Fediverse users being neurodiverse, the odds are good… and the goods are odd 😆

Ok, we might have some news for you then…

Ask me tomorrow.

Diocletian, is that you? The Empire needs you!

It’s because the ocean doesn’t exist.

<They> say that the astronauts landed in the ocean because they don’t want us to realise that there is no ocean. NASA landed on the moon and faked the “”””””””splashdown“””””””” (which was filmed by Kevin Reynolds at a soundstage on Specific Boulevard) just to keep people from realising THE TRUTH…!!!.!!.!!!.!!!

Pay attention.

Share the link? That sounds fascinating!

No no, I’m convinced already.

Assuming you’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, abusing your prescriptions like that is a very bad idea. You should consider taking some medication breaks to lower your tolerance, but most importantly seeing your ADHD specialist to review your dosage.

Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!

Will it work on my 4d printer or will I have to project it down to 3d first?

I wonder how retracting a man’s papers compares to rejecting him from art school?

Was the presentation saved in OneDrive? I’ve seen similar responses during my brief experiments with the tech. Copilot seems to be basically just an iframe in the Office apps rather than actually integrated.

Left: Furby.

Right: Muppets (background singers)

Ahem…

THE FEDS ARE TAKING YOUR GUNS!!!

WAKE UP, AMERICANS, THE GOVERNMENT IS KILLING WHITE GUN OWNERS. YOU COULD BE NEXT.

This is the message that the Yanks need to be screaming right now.

Not quite - after selling Zip2 with his brother, Musk co-founded x.com which merged with Cofinity, the combined company becoming PayPal. Relevant Wikipedia page. And if he was just an

Cor, it’s a good job Hitler killed himself instead of somebody having to live with that evil, init?

Divine Truth and Not Gay if done for religious purposes, clearly.

Infinite energy for all is cancelled.

Infinite wealth for the shareholders will go ahead instead.