Shit I’m considering going back to retail!

You forgot something that you’re going to start remembering very soon

“The graveyard is filled with people who had the right of way”

Got some eggnog to put in my coffee (I lie, I got eggnog to put some coffee in) already. One good thing about the early holiday season.

Nah, trout is white on the inside

That looks more like an uncut dick with the foreskin pulled back than a cut dick to me

I was 10 and I was tricked into giving and receiving a handjob from the person. They were 11, and framed it as something fun to do that parents didn’t want us to do, and with extra strict parents that was more than plausible for me. I’m not sure how much I blame them, they were 11. Clearly a 3rd party I never met got to them first and that was “shared” with me.

Pretty sure this messed up my view on sex as I was developing. But then again I gained access to an early and unmoderated Internet around when I hit puberty ( I watched a lot of porn as I developed) so who knows.

They don’t know the tip until after the delivery. I’ve had a driver be like “they’re making me wait to pick this up, please add a tip for extra time” (yeah ok buddy) I had already put a large tip on the delivery. I really wanted to remove it after the driver pulled that shit though.

Considering how much Congress members actually work, it’s way higher than 85/hr

Oh hey! It’s the ACE flag

Can you bet on Green?

Secret Billionaire, Secret Prince, not really much of a difference

In a typical smut book (aka Porn for Women) the softcore rapistLove interest of the main character is often secretly a billionaire

I believe you have to have shadow dash to fight him. You can dash through every attack he does because he takes long enough between them.

Before. If you fought her where she throws the spikeballs that’s the last time

According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.

This predatory nature is going into my thesis on how gacha gaming led to the downfall of online porn

Is it not centa? Always thought it was like deci and deca.

Sekiro

Baldur’s Gate 3

Witcher 3 Wild hunt

Civ 5

Hollow Knight

As long as it’s not Green Day, Good Riddance… again.