(They’re dating)

People be like “tHiS wiLl dEsTrOy pOkEmOn” then show you fucking ark survival with a mildly bigger emphasis on monster taming

If you wanna see something better for your pokémon itch, I’d recommend looking at Cassette Beasts. Or the upcoming Beastie Ball

Heck you might be right those fingers are weird

Lmao I once said “Incels would rather blame everything else before admitting that toxic masculinity is the source of their misery” on reddit and that earned me a site wide permanent ban

Finally, peace of mind

Is this loss

Sometimes I feel we should delete the slurs from posts out of principle.

They add nothing but alienate potential people and gives the community a bad image when really its just copying posts

Let’s be honest if someone reduces a person to their disability they are not going to get dates from people with said disability.

Being blind is also not a binary thing. Often legally blind can have many variants where their vision might be intensely poor but they still have vision to a degree.

Doom music intensifies

Where do you live where you can afford chicken to begin with? I’m semi vegetarian just because of absurd meat prices.

You heard a compliment? A moth nosediving into a campfire is more enlightened than centrists are, the reason only centrists get called enlightened is because it’s a sarcastic remark

Fun fact. Cops on average have lower IQ and often fail literacy tests. Furthermore it appears that critical thinking is discouraged in the job, with candidates being selected who lack critical thinking abilities over those that have them.

Enlightened centrist moment

Seriously I’ve been called a “Tankie” recently even though I’m a god damn anarchist

I’m stoked about having learned how to repair PCs in my last 6 hour hyperfixation, and then actually fixing two PCs.

Don’t fuck the toaster

It’s ironic because you are actually more original/funny than that guy. All he does is complain about Windows

Unfathomably based

Nah nah you gotta REDEFINE fascism to be anything that even remotely criticises Russia 😎