Sabata

Look at Mr.Bigshot over here with a defined value and data type.

Most Americans wouldn’t pass an US immigration test.

/r/agedLikeMilk

I looked into it, they don’t really want you unless your rich.

Ugggh, seeing my idiot parents eat the onion on every damn election story not questioning a thing there fed…

Got to scare the norimes. It would be news worthy if there wasn’t a fuck ton of porn instantly.

Run for president before the law catches up, its a sure to work.

Don’t worry, just get rich enough to not have the law apply.

Did they just give out wrongful termination settlements as severance for all employees?

…and may end with a shattered calculator.

I bet there still old enough where I could win a fight by going up a few stairs.

Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.

The void demands dopamine and I harvested all sources dry.

The cruel thing is that this is the best humanity can manage and we burned all of our get out of jail free cards to get here.

As long as potatoes have a higher profit margin than blood, the real mosnsters will choose potatoes.

They update when someone come up with a new way to spy on you, or fix an non functioning one.

This closes off a few bad endings for humanity.

There’s no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.

Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog’Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.

Who the hell is actually answers all the spam?