

I have no mouth yet I must scream.


I have no mouth yet I must scream.


And any service that uses it can fuck off.


Maybe where you’re from but globally “cracks a joke” is a common phrase.


I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.


Have you NOT?!!


Hear me out, what if you took a portion of income from each citizen to pay for the state, and - shocker idea, what if people who make way more than it costs to lived… gasp PAID MORE!?


The tampon in the nose killed me


I tried for 2 years to get my kid into Star Wars using the chronological order, and I could not get him through Episode 1 without him knowing WHO Darth Vader was. Finally decided to go in the release order, and he was hooked from the first scene. Watched all of them now.
Chapter 4 is the best starting point.
The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake


Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?
Even the toast is underdone
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?


You mean he’s fucked coaches AND couches?


Also, maybe Im not used to how modern railways work, but if this is a railyway roundabout, where are the tracks? This appears to be paved and designed for cars…
Man, as someone living on Vancouver Island, I feel this. Miles and miles of gorgeous back country, much of it gated off and labeled private.
But, I get out and see what I can. And I have to say, there is nothing boring about it.

That’s a new one to me.
Last I checked in with English, “to run through” or “ran through” when used in reference to a human or living thing means to butcher them with a sword or polearm while travelling quickly on foot or horse.
What about that says love?


My interpretation has always been the association to spring, easter, and mating rituals. The “birds and bees” come out and everything wants to make babies.


Huh, I didnt realize that was an actual product and not just a mistake.
Randomized result.