Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
This is good basis for a sexual harassment lawsuit, right?
Pilots have one, why not world leaders?
Seems the same as a band being influenced by other bands that came before them. How many bands listened to Metallica and used those ideas to create new music?
Fuck China
Don’t forget decapitating a dead whale
How are people so bad at identifying brown recluse? You can ID them from across a room.
It’s almost the only spider I see here. I’ve had them crawling on my back, leg, arms…
Not fun.
Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute
Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I’ll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I’ll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house
Mutilation rate*
Nice, weird Al
What porn have you up voted? Hmm let’s find out.
I like chips and guac, but every time I go to the store and the low sodium chips are out of stock…I don’t buy chips.
Once you get used to it the regular ones are disgustingly salty.
Drop them off at point nemo equipped with a swimsuit and a banana.
So not sundae
Old school RuneScape is on mobile.
Don’t forget the bone density loss from having such a large parasite for 9 months.
I glued my balls to my butthole again.