Found the reptilian

Same. Capers are amazing. Still upvoted them though haha

Can we go back to the Jurassic era?

Am

Source: think

You forgot to factor in the importance of “owning the libz” to these people

Can’t wait to wear one of those tshirts when I go to church

(jk guys)

They wanna be victims so bad

Why are you making fun of topological toroidal surfaces mr smarty pants

It’s all situational. If it’s hot and humid but I’m near a beach, fuck yes, summer rules. If it’s hot and humid and I’m in a big city, dear lord help me, summer sucks.

Everything’s vagina

I’ve lived in places where bars close at 1:30am and others where they don’t close and you end up going home at 6am or so.

I love being home by 2am lol

What do they win? Hopefully shampoo

Rinse and repeat

People got their underpants in a bunch

Incredibly, my legs somehow never get burnt

The new sexually frustrated boomer trend

Fuckin classic lmao

Obviously the moon dust, which was adulterated by aliens specifically for this purpose, did that to him

Donnie and the giant peachment