Do this poll again and see how AOC, Mamdani, and Sanders are against Trump.

The problem with any of these candidates is that the DNC establishment would probably prefer an illegitimate 3rd Trump term before any of them. The DNC would have no problem putting their fat thumb on the scale to ensure some milquetoast AIPAC shill gets the nomination before any of them.

The rumor that existed in every single school that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own penis

All my servers are Debian. All my personal machines are Fedora KDE.

Welcome. Welcome to City Tehran-teen. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City Tehran-teen that I elected to establish my new supreme leadership here, in the power vacuum so thoughtfully provided by our adversary. I have been proud to call City Tehran-teen my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City Tehran-teen, it’s safer here.

At least, it’s not just someone watching a YouTube video of someone else playing

I would much rather pay nothing to watch a human being play a video game than purchase a video game just to watch the game play itself. I say this as someone who has zero interest in twitch, let’s play, etc.

Just save your money and pirate a fucking a movie at that point.

Starbucks intentionally over roasts their beans well past the ideal roasting point. They do this to ensure a consistent flavor across locations, but to me it just tastes like shitty burnt coffee.

At the end of the day, Starbucks is a coffee chain in name only. Their menu is largely milk-based and many of their products happen to have some coffee in them, so I guess it doesn’t matter too much if the coffee component is sub-par.

about 90% of articles about climate change have something to that effect

And the other 10% are like “guys we may have passed the point of no return years ago”

I have a plan to get AGI, Arthur! I just need another trillion dollars! Another trillion dollars and some god-damned faith!

Well the DNC certainly wouldn’t want to look rude by politically capitalizing on this, so instead they’ll let us know they’re “deeply concerned” and carry on with their day.

You think anon is fit enough to make it through boot camp? He’d be more at home in ice.

The guy used spray-on hair before a TV interview. We don’t need to do anything to make him look goofy.

You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m obviously not gonna steal anything. Sure, accidents happen from time to time. The supermarket decided to replace their cashiers with self checkout operated by random non-employees, after all. If I happen to ring up filet mignon as a Roma tomato, I think that’s just the inevitable result of outsourcing your labor to untrained civilians with no incentive to accurately do the job .

But what about all the honor and glory that comes with dying for an oil company’s bottom line? Or dying to distract the public from the fact that the president is a child rapist?

The term for this is protein poisoning or protein toxicity. Less formally, rabbit starvation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_toxicity

That’s a completely separate discussion. We’re talking about gender dysphoria, not schizophrenia. I hope you understand why people assume you’re a troll, because what is even the point of bringing that up in this context?

Somewhere around the majority of people employed in academia are absolutely useless.

🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)

“Eggs are down 400%”

-The moron in chief

No need to slop up the place