I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

But left isn’t a car, that’s a snail. But he’s got nerves of steel

What’s that will Smith song with the a propos music video?

OH MY

Don’t know, don’t care. I’m all for it

Try not to run your face through any filters in the parking lot!

One of the worst I’ve seen was “blow load, piss, shit. Pipes are clean.” I saw that in 2011

A piece like this is my goal

grabs you by the throat BACK THE FUCK OFF???

ASS2GRASS BBY

Thanks, c’est la vie. But I am now getting the treatment I needed probably 15 years ago

I’ve missed out on so many relationships (platonic and romantic) because I met someone in a manic episode and we hit it off super well and then the depression hits and I isolated myself. Yucky

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn’t that the scifi book?

It ain’t eezy bein cheezy

The clouds are executed so precisely, I’m so impressed and jealous

Are the plants growing? Are they in water? Your honor, no further questions

I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. OOO OOO

Isn’t this the second Harry potter book?

I’m kind of like a bee. People aren’t sure if I’m the mean kind or the nice, fuzzy pollinator but if you just wait it out, I’ll go

Not always, I watched Moana on pH. And no it wasn’t a “special version”, it was the actual movie Moana