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He hates the troops and values no lives but his own and those that he can use to further enable his malignant narcissism and further energy himself. They’re not even pieces on a game board to him, because games have rules that he’d have to play by. They’re action figures that he can smash with a hammer and light on fire.

Don’t forget her skunk stripe.

Remember to thank the Orange Jackass everybody.

That’s something I like about apartments. When appliances break you don’t have to replace them. And you didn’t need to do landscaping.

Kids today will never understand what it’s like when dealing with hard limits on computer and console was the default.

I remember when I was a kid, and we got our first two PCs (as opposed to the standard Apple IIe and occasional black& white Macintosh) in the computer room in highschool school and those machines struggled just so hard to run 90s Photoshop at all. Or having to install the memory expansion in that N64 just so it could play most games. Oh, or disk swapping (floppy or CD).

In grade school you played green-on-black Math Muncher and Oregon Trail or you got bullied up by the shithead kids who played sports.

That’s because “moderate Democrats” are just pre-insanity Republicans.

Yeah we can those kind of people “assholes.”

Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.

Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

2? More like half a paycheck. Most people can’t even afford to call in sick to work.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Good idea, but cops here travel in groups of 2 or more cars.

Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.