For the same reason they crowdfunded The Hole.

And you are correct to do so.

SpaceX price is going up on this news.

Yeah, yeah, communists, whatever. Did you know that some people still pretend to be Finnish here?

You are correct.

I like soggy fries. I want to eat mashed potatoes with my bare hands in public.

I also like soggy cereal most of the time. You can suck the cereal milk out of it. If you want crunchy cereal, stop putting it in liquid.

Think it’s going to be the girl that follows him around lately?

Same thing happened in GA. Trump just moved on and endorsed the one that beat his pick.

It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.

Damn. She’s going to get him no matter who’s in the way.

Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.

I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.

If we’re thinking of the same song:

I want you deeeeead (time is a wheel in constant motion)

I want you deeeeead (always rolling us along)

I want you deeeeead (tell me who wants to look back on their years)

I want you deeeead (and wonder where those years have gone)

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.

Plus there are podcasts that use those subs for content, so people submit their “creative” writing to see if they can get featured.

Also, recipe blogs are a great source of information on shrinkflation. Going to the store to look for a package size that no longer exists is fun.

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

Oh, not leaks. He hates those.

Immediate cessation of operations for data centers that lower the quality of life in their area until they’re compliant with local ordinances and jail time for the individuals that cause the problem. That last part’s probably never going to happen, but I want it for every business, not just data centers.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/pollution-musks-unpermitted-xai-power-project-hits-hardest-black-communities-2026-07-14/

“We built more turbines than we have permits for.” Shut down until they’re removed.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/08/georgia-data-centers-water-00909988

Somehow added two unpermitted and unmonitored water connections?! SOMEBODY installed that shit without checking permits and needs to be in jail. Both the installer and the person who hired them.

I don’t believe it solves a problem, and I believe that it will make things worse. It’s as good as an asbestos installation tax, and I believe that allowing the government to siphon money off the endeavor just makes it even less likely that they’ll do anything to stop the damage in the future.