DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
Mario Kart DS.
Shit’s a masterpiece.
It can’t be it’s a green text on 4chan.
My company finishes at 4. 3:56 every day I clock out so I can get out of the yard before everyone else and not get stuck in traffic.
My mama didn’t raise no fools. Well, apart from my little brother.
(my posts were being ironic, sorry if you thought i was being sincere)
“Compassion” and “humanity”. What’s that? More communism?
Hol’ up, that sounds like communism.
Right. My oven has a few roasting dishes in it that live on the bottom, and that’s it. Who the fuck puts non-cookware in an oven when it’s not in use?
They were trying to be cunty, and in that they were a success.
MS does this with ALL their forums, and it’s cunty.
And the music speeds up when you start running out of air.
Don’t you mean Jeb!
Connected to this: Bluetooth headphones do not need, and never needed, a flashing LED while they’re in use. I would regulate this harshly.
But what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?
I’ve lived in one rented house that wasn’t entirely magnolia, and that was when I rented my nan’s house to help pay towards her nursing home costs.
Other than that: yep, fucking magnolia.
Brilliantly, not all magnolia is equal. Scratched the wall in my current house, so went out and got a tester of Dulux magnolia to patch it up. It’s a slightly lighter shade 😐
See, I have ADHD so that’s kinda how I roll too. My mind goes off on tangents as I’m talking.
But crucially, I’m not trying to be the president of the USA.
I’d ride the CHUNGUS 3000.
Ooh ah up da Ra!