Well, of course you can ask but your condition grants you no privileges over someone else’s boundaries. You’re only the asshole if you don’t respect those boundaries.

Grade A dumbfuck reporting for duty!

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

I don’t think it’s more expensive to hire people for this work than to develop and produce a bunch of robots that are obviously not up to the task.

How could they ever be? Loneliness can only be adressed through sincere human contact. Any other (robotic) solution is financially wasteful at best and disastrously counterproductive at worst.

Let’s throw a clanker at a problem that obviously needs a human solution. What could go wrong?

Also: would it maybe be cheaper to just hire a human for this? Seems like the development of such a machine would be much more expensive that just hiring a guy.

Me too, chimpsan. Me too

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Y’all guys would be fucked!

That is fucking hilarious! 🤣

Samesies! ❤️

Ik ben tenenkrommend maar ik ben wel vrij

Where is Saddam Hussein?

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

Game theory does not apply to relationships, my friend. A healthy relationship requires hard work from both parties involved, so that you can be stronger and happier together that you would be alone. I hope you find that love in your life and when that day comes, that you are ready for it.

Laptop repair guy here! This problem is common in consumer grade laptops. As far as I am concerned, it’s purposefully weakly designed, because these break a LOT.

Not the hinge is broken, but the mounting points for the screws that keep the hinge in place. Sometimes it breaks on the bottom case, sometimes it breaks on the screen side.

We fix these issues regularly with epoxy (and massive skillz, lol). With most hinges, you can adjust the force a little lighter to relieve the pressure on the mounting points. That way it doesn’t fail again, after repair.