My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

To shreds, you say.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

What about the donkey teeth?

https://youtu.be/3zDHSLDY0Q8?si=M1xO-xHCbKjFText

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

You have to pay the troll toll to get into that’s boy’s hole soul.

https://youtu.be/cZiEAdpX3_o?si=BXjKCmQs8gW_iOja

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

But are you walking on sunshine?

https://youtu.be/H6TW6v39_kQ?si=VU5O3aa7RxxuXeKp

I had the same thought when I was watching “Alone”. They pay them about 1000 bucks a week to document themselves struggling to live in the woods. Some of them are pulled out for medical reasons, some quit. But for some, this is probably the only way they can afford a vacation.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

Once you go quack, you never go back.

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

If you play cards, right…

How dare you, sir!