Better solution.

Data are owned by the generator. Only they can sell it etc…

This also solves the privacy problem of law enforcement agencies applying warrants to phone companies etc. for access to your data, which has been an end-run around 4th Amendment rights for decades.

Fruit on flour-based shortcake: Drake yes

Fruit on flour-based pasta: Drake no

Burning down Twitter has definitely been useful.

By “recovered” the cops unironically mean the opposite of recovered - as in a non-police person has taken the knife.

I can’t tell from just this article if I should lean more to standard cop butchering of language or intentional deception.

EDIT: Or not? I found another article that says they retracted that statement about recovering the knife - that it was the wrong knife. That definitely doesn’t make me less suspicious…

What’s the difference between food and a pile of dead babies?

Someone fucked these up badly and there’s no way to tell from this how.

Are the numbers swapped between candidates but the sizes correct? Are the sizes swapped between candidates and the numbers correct?

As an aside, this is why serious data people don’t use pie charts. They’re terrible for lots of reasons, one being it’s very hard to compare areas instead of lengths, like a bar chart, as demonstrated by how many people didn’t notice these were so bad at first.

If you see data presented in a pie chart you should immediately be suspicious that it’s dishonest or incompetent.

None of that is to take away that voting for third parties this election is a terrible move - just saying this chart is useless.

EPA has never banned small trucks. This is from consistent misinformation that shifts blame from car manufacturers to the government.

EPA made a scaled plan that required improvements to emissions from smaller trucks first, then larger trucks over the years.

Car manufacturers chose to abuse that flexibility by simply not making smaller trucks, instead of making ones that meet the standards, which is why trucks have steadily inflated in size in the US as they make whatever the next unregulated size class is that year.

You can of course partially blame EPA for not having the foresight to predict that would happen - but they also make regulations under pressure from politicians and lobbyists who are themselves influenced by car manufacturers.

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I fully support you in this endeavor.

Try shooting a high quality air rifle.

Laws are generally not stupid enough to allow magic wording loopholes.

If it’s obvious that the nurse saying they gave the boy a “brave boy” sticker means the boy got a vaccine, that’s the same thing as saying he got a vaccine.

Compare to hypothetical statements like

“I can’t say what procedure she got, but she’s going to need to keep buying tampons for the next 9 months”

“I can’t say what procedure they got, but they’ll definitely need to sit to pee from now on.”

“I can’t say what procedure he got, but keep strong magnets away from his chest.”

My Thai girlfriend says penis size doesn’t matter, but I still wish hers wasn’t bigger than mine.

“fair” means pale-skinned and her name is Snow White…

Half the time it’s not even normal sugar; it’s high-fructose corn syrup…

EDIT: Well over half the time.

This is probably in “is a hotdog a sandwich” territory so that was mostly for laughs.

The unambiguous term is “blossom end” because that’s where the flower attaches, but probably not helpful for most people. Small end? Uncut end?

You mean the part that’s literally at the top?

Wow. You’re really bad at math. Maybe the reason you think this isn’t a problem is because you’ve never been in school?

Wanna try again?

EDIT: Naaaah. I’ll just give it to you. You’re right! It’s only once a month.

Just because it want to see how much of a fucking idiot you’ll make of yourself trying to bend farther over backwards to see if you can walk it back to once a year and still look like a fucking psychotic moron.

I’m sorry. How many times per week has someone shot a gun in a school in the US in 2024 again?

I can’t seem the find that in your reply…

Hahahaha. That’s from 2018 with data from the 2015-2016 school year. Fucking hilarious.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000–present)

https://www.calendar-365.com/week-number.html

I know it’s amazingly presumptuous of me to assume you can figure out the rest, but I’ll let you go ahead and do that.