Yeah the next dad joke got big shoes to fill

Do those straws also take out pathogens? I thought you’d still need to boil the water pre filtering.

hE sHoULd sTAy oUt oF puHLityiCks

My favorite is the Gallus gallus domesticus.

Cuz they float

Yes between the fall of Rome and the discovery of the New World nothing happened. Europe was just very demure, very mindful

And the Netherlands is a little guy flexing his arm

For anyone who doesn’t know that’s Cockney rhyming slang. Cup of Rosy Lee rhymes with Cup of Tea. But they often omit the last word so it becomes a Cup of Rosy.

Another one is Apples which is slang for stairs. Since the full rhyming slang is Apples and Pears.