Wait wait wait wait… It’s real?

I thought it was just an edited email to make it look like it was Trump and Clinton. Why would Trump want more investigation into Clinton?

Actually nevermind, after rereading it I’m almost certain it’s a joke since they’re referencing Putin having the “dirt” on him. That’s gotta be a joke.

Playing into Democrats game to…

To what kid diddler Donnie?

If it’s in the Democrats interest to release the documents then that means they impact you, or other Republicans…

The “law and order” president… Righhhhhht

When you can’t have it anymore you kinda miss it. At your age I had shoulder length hair and loved it.

Now I have the Vegeta hairline and the typical bald spot on the top so I buzz my hair super super short. I hate it to be honest, but it’s better than looking pathetic holding on to what little hair I have just to have it longer lol

It was obviously the COVID vaccine. Either that or Tylenol. It’s well known that those things will make anyone pregnant, it’s just something they don’t want you to know!

We should just all go rob banks. It’s barely legal. Banks hand you money eventually, I’m just taking it early, and in larger amounts than they would have given me.

What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”

They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”

They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”

They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”

I actually did the reverse when I was a kid with a VGA computer monitor lol my mom took my TV away as punishment but I still had my console (I’m forgetting which it was, probably n64) and I tried sticking the 3 color wires from the console into the wire for the monitor and it actually worked, but if I remember correctly it wasn’t exactly color correct lol

Google being that guy in the comments saying “just Google it bro” instead of just giving you the answer lol

“Yeah that’s what I want!”

“So you want DEI when it works for you then huh?”

“What!? No, fuck DEI you commie! I just want Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, not DEI you Democrat socialist communist!”

Finally! I’ve been holding out for years waiting on steam to release a new VR set, time to finally get one!

There is nothing in the world, other than money, that Democrats love more than losing

It’s a good thing they’re all retiring because they’re a bunch of insanely naive pathetic cowards… Oh boy oh boy you “secured” a vote where Republicans will just repeat their “no, fuck your healthcare” but in the form of a vote.

Bravo.

Instead, the Democrats settled for a promise that the Senate will vote on a bill to extend the subsidies by the end of the second week of December, with the outcome uncertain…

… Uncertain is a word used when you aren’t sure what the outcome will be.

Uncertain is certainly NOT the word to use in this situation.

Republicans in December: HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you Dems, we vote no. Next.

It’s a failure of the system as a whole. If the rights are described as inalienable as a fact of the law then any president who tries to take those rights away should ideally be stopped by the courts.

Instead we have courts that say “hmmm it’s pretty clear they can’t do this so how can I make up some absolute nonsense to say it’s totally ok for them to do it…”

It’s one brain cell firing and reacting to a residual signal from the initial fire. The only thing that keeps it going is its own stupidity.

Trusting scientists has absolutely nothing to do with kings at all…

The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”

We all start development as deuterostomes, meaning we all start off as just an asshole and grow from there, Trump’s biological development never progressed. He’s just an asshole.

“It was a normal Tuesday afternoon until I violated the toaster, nothing was ever the same again.”

“Ok, so, yeah… We know that Trump did all these horrible things to children, but we can’t charge a sitting president because of a memo written by another corrupt Republican administration. Sorry our hands are tied! Oh we can’t impeach him either because… because fuck you that’s why. Sorry not sorry! Vote R in the midterms though! Communism! Be afraid!”

What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol

Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.

Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.