his powers allow him to collect dads like pokémon

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this sucks ❤️

Holy crap Lois

literally 984 😔

looks ptetty yummers ^_

Sprint till you get a stroke, then use the butter to stroke it.

who the fuck is steve jobs?

kiss kiss kiss

kidney stone gaming

Weren’t you already banned once for posting genitals?

This is so old that you’re just making fun of vegans.

Yeah I have thalassophobia, I’m afraid of tha lasses (i am lonely 😎)

I love this location. Never been there, but it’s so familiar an generic yet super unique, whenever I see a pic of it or something I recognise it.

alive internet theory

During my youth the world was a better place because I wasn’t aware of the badness. Now I am aware of it but not the fact that it was always there.

My youth good, your youth bad.

Plus the caps are from a different kinda plastic, so they have to be recycled separately.

didnt he explode a planet

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