Hardly anyone buying an S&P 500 ETF can name all 500 companies.

Just bribe them to get the score back up

Fellas, is it a crime to not want to do something from time to time?

I’d much prefer an egg

Mutual exclusivity means you can’t be poor and obese at the same time. If you meant they are independent of each other though, that I get.

Of course it’s fake. A loser like this wouldn’t know how many digits is a good salary to begin with.

He knows exactly what he’s doing here. He’s punishing the blue state specifically.

That’s the closest thing to him admitting he did a thing to his own people.