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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- thisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- thisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512
Far more than c/mildlyinfuriating
The Japanese have already perfected smart toilets. There is no app, but there are loads of buttons, including for a heated seat and some music or ambient sounds to help you relax and disguise unpleasant noises.
What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?
And fireworks for celebratory pooping.
Those would be clogged up in a few days. And I’m not even talking about shit, but limescale buildup. We have super hard water here.
The disparity in toilets in that country is insane. You have ones with full remote controls on the seat in some places then others that are squat holes that flush