she told him she had RAM
Really Awesome Milkers?
Random Access Mammaries
Ripe Asian Melons
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
What a crazy turn of events
Is it? Is it really?
I guess fucking gamers isnt too far from fucking a Chinese spy
That’s reductionist. There’s no reason a Chinese spy can’t also be a gamer.
I guess we can all take solace in the fact she got fucked and probably didn’t get a GPU either
This would be a great way for Huang to hide that he just had an affair. Now he can say that he was targeted in a honeypot mission and that he’s a victim.
“They targeted me, because of my super cool jacket!”
The AI bubble popping because of this guy’s midlife crisis would be something.
Is that the spy in the pic? Because if it is, I wonder if she’d like some intelligence on the worlds most mid company. Could put on a real clinic for her to take back and report on how not to run a company, while she was jumping my bones. What a smoke show!
The sloppiest Taiwanese individuals are the ones who fall for spies especially if they’re rich.
It’s like money does something to your brain. Makes you make shitty decisions. Humans are imperfect, we all make mistakes. But these billionaires sure seem to make a lot of em, often inexcusable unforgivable ones too.
Like if that’s the spy in the shot, buddy needs to take pause in front of the closest mirror with his goofy little jacket there, and ask himself what the actual fuck is up here. Because come on bro, that girl aint that into the jacket. She’s got ulterior motives bro
He gave her the ol’ Gentle Penis Upheaval.
Now let’s watch that stock plunge.
