• Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    That feeling when you realize that you have reached that age where your first thought on hearing new slang is that it’s an ailment:

    Bricked up = constipated

    Rizz = that burning sensation that makes you feel like you have to pee, but hurts when you try because you have a urinary infection.

    On fleek = explosive diarrhea that is so bad that you don’t leave the bathroom between bouts. In fact, at some point you don’t even bother to pull up your underpants anymore. You just pace back and forth in the restroom with your underpants dragging around 1 ankle.