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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 天前

Extreme heat cancels extreme heat conference in London

metro.co.uk

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Extreme heat cancels extreme heat conference in London

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 天前
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It comes after the record for the hottest June day was set.
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    It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat. But I guess it was worth it

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      Think about the glorious profits we made for the shareholders! Truly beautiful. Now excuse me while I die a preventable heat related death.

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        The only thing we can take to the otherworld is the shareholders’ satisfaction

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      It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat already here plus a bit more, but we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!

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        If that current collapses you guys get another ice age, so it won’t be so bad!

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        we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!

        Just make sure to wear gloves and a mask, park way the fuck off site, and leave your phone at home.

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        Don’t worry, once the ocean currents collapse we’ll get a nice cooling ice age in the higher latitudes!

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          Probably. Although there’s actually at least a few climate models out there that suggest that things would just start heating up. Because the high temperatures would melt the ice caps.

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            Let’s just try to enjoy the new Younger Dryas while we can, eh?

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        Exactly

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        8 天前

        Population statistics says otherwise. It appears we cannot.

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      For some reason

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        Shareholder profits largely. Won’t someone think of the shareholders!?

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          I think about shareholders all the time

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