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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon shares his dating preferences

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Anon shares his dating preferences

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    “I just want a manic pixie dream girl whos never known the touch of a man but is an absolute nymphomaniac and doesn’t have sharp knees is that so much to ask???”

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      Saving this for when I have to describe my preference to anyone again.

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        7 months ago

        I just started talking with a girl who said she loved eggs as a midnight snack. So I said I’m looking for a Gaston-like girl, large as a barge, eats 5 dozen eggs, and hair on every inch of her. She responded in good humor, a fun little conversation.

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      Whats up with the knees?

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        7 months ago

        https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang

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