Traaaaaains!

This has some Tremors vibes.

Camped out in sw CO a night before doing a rafting trip down the Colorado River into utah. Woke up early and found a bush near camp to take pee, hear a weird sound in the distance, pee isn’t coming out and it was cold so it’s taking a long time. Didn’t realize the berm behind our campsite which I was facing with my pecker out was the embankment for the zepher line / amtrac. Train comes into view and I’m just awe struck by the sight of the majestic looking train so close to our campsite in the middle of nowhere. Proceed to wave at said train while it passes maybe 30ft from where I’m now committing a sex crime. Waved to the locomotive, and maybe 2 passenger wagons before I realize my dick is still out. Piss all over my leg in my embracement. Truly magical and unexpected in the US, let alone nowheresville campsite in the high desert of Colorado.