Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoWay, way better than 72 virginslemmy.worldimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down15
arrow-up1108arrow-down1imageWay, way better than 72 virginslemmy.worldDoug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square15linkfedilink
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoI just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that no one had fucked it.
minus-squareJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoHave you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoAfter specifically asking for only a tiny bit of red wine vinaigrette, I watched the sandwich artist drench my now-soggy toasted bread at Subway. Trust me, I know a fucked sandwich when I see one.
I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that no one had fucked it.
Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄
After specifically asking for only a tiny bit of red wine vinaigrette, I watched the sandwich artist drench my now-soggy toasted bread at Subway. Trust me, I know a fucked sandwich when I see one.