jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down11
arrow-up1497arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 year ago“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year ago“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
minus-squarejonne@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoI was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
minus-squarehotdogcharmer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoWait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThat was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWere in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
I was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
Wait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
Were in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.