Is this before or after the teslas can drive themselves? /s
- or before or after he builds underground tunnels for Teslas across country?
Sounds like a great idea. Much easier to block the ends and trap them all in there.
And HYPERLOOP
no. just… no.
(fuck)
He’s cooked, pack it in. If we’re lucky he’ll fall in love with an AI pigeon and live out the rest of his days in squalor, which is the only part of Nicola Tesla’s legacy he deserves.
He’s fucking Grok, isn’t he?
If he isn’t yet, he’s actively trying to figure out how.
Yes he is and if he isn’t I don’t care I now deem it to be the truth that he is.
That’s amount of respect to reality that he deserves.
Oh so the thing right wing loons like to say the Jews already do?
Guess they figured out how to bring scarcity to the solar market.
That’s not how weather works you moron.
Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.
Do you though? I mean, a satellite orbiting the sun between the earth and the sun could cast a large shadow, right?
Not really. Case in point - the Moon. It’s absolutely massive, like several orders of magnitude larger than any satellite we’ve ever launched, and when it happens to line up just right between the Earth and the Sun, the umbra is only like 150km wide.
If the sun was a point light source that is accurate. It is not though. You would need an absolutely enormous sat to cast a shadow that would actually affect our weather. Plus you would also need a way to keep it in position as the solar radiation would push it out of position quickly.
That’s… Not how shadows work… Or orbital mechanics… Or economics…
His suggestion, impossible as it is at the current stage of human development, is slightly less impossible than this.
Yeah, that’s why. He must have some weird misunderstanding to think it’s actually doable.
More interestingly, if he truly announced that idea, he’d have to be admitting climate change is real in the first place.
He already has? Y’all seem to have forgotten he started as a liberal darling.
psst… “climate”… and pray tell, which energy source do you think powers the atmosphere to exhibit weather or climate?
Geothermal? Tidal? Nuclear isotope decay in the core?
All of the above Pat.
Take away the Sun. You think what’s left is gonna drive any weather of any kind? With that liquid oxygen sea on the surface…
Also, the sun.
He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.
It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it
Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.
If he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.
Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭
cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.
Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish
not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.
This dude is like some drugged out crazy guy ranting on a street corner.
Just some drugged out crazy guy manipulating entire governments to his increasingly unhinged whims.
Can we not indulge into the fantasy of a wanna be super villain?
Actually, I’m just here to ridicule it
I’m here to turn a cart around in a narrow hallway
Didn’t MGT specifically make fighting this lunacy her cause?
No, she’s on a revenge kick because the rest of the neo nazis club she works for told her she’s not allowed to run for Senate.
She’s basically throwing a tantrum by being as “bad” as she can imagine, which ironically means doing her job to help the people she represents, but don’t mistake it or empathy, she’s just checking boxes
Not really, she’s just trying to capture maga cult members who are going a stray. She’s still a racist piece of garbage no matter who she picks a fight with.
Fuck off Elon. Nobody likes you.
Don’t say that.
People constantly telling him that nobody likes him is how we got this megalomanic asshole in the first place. Like before he stole the idea for PayPal and was just getting in random fist fights with his brother, everybody seemed to hate him.
So like, it’s true, but Jesus keep it down. He’s probably got a ghost profile on Lemmy and uses it to virtually suck his own dick because it can’t be done physically anymore.
I find it unlikely, but it would be funny if he was on lemmy. I haven’t seen a single positive thing said about him here.
Yes, why not let an emotionally fragile, egotistical maniac control the weather? What a good idea.
It really is every accusation is rooted in some desire to actually be doing the thing: Fema camps, weather control, space lasers. These fuckers want all the stupid shit they dream up to be afraid of.
Didn’t Simpsons do this? Feel like they already did this…
Can people stop listening to this lying robot dicked fuck?
Alternative title: Ultra rich billionaire makes another idiotic suggestion
No, it will totally come. Right after his mars colony, self driving cars, hyper loop and robots. He could switch his drugs to crack to get even more done! /s
But this is a bad idea that shouldn’t happen
Futurama did it first.
