Thank God the swamp is gone.
Damn he’s milking every penny. Did he just discover late stage capitalism?
He already sold beans in the oval office, golden shoes and shitcoins. I think he’s way past discovering it.
Compete with them will using their networks, sure.
o look, more illegal shit. great.
It’s literally a political franchise.
Despite the stupidity of looks, to be honest - this looks from outside very US-American. Not like cowboy movies, not even like 30s, but like something written by Baum.
Get cha them Chyna phones MAGA folks.
Lol please let every Trump supporter buy his service. Suddenly, Trump ass kissers will have less reliable access to the internet and phone service?! Sounds like a good idea to me.
Register his own root Certificate Authority as well and this man is well on his way towards global surveillance.
This is just todays stupid idea, just to take peoples attention away from yesterdays shitty “perade”(sic).
The only reason it will compete with those brands is cause if some kind of agreement.
We’ve had former presidents sell their family peanut farms to avoid conflicts of interest
The carters felt that relinquishing the business to someone else’s care would separate them from these affairs and avoid the possibility of their financial holdings resembling any conflict of interest while President Carter was in office.
But Carter had honor.
Who could forget the op-ed Carter wrote for The Onion.
First term Trump divested of most of his businesses, so this is even a departure for him
Bullshit. He had his kids “run” them. Total farce.
still more than he’s doing now
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Unless you run the country through executive orders.
I guess it’s OK as long as it’s not a peanut farm brand.
With American-made phones and American call centres, right? Right?
“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”
Why did I read this in an Indian accent?
Because you have a fetish for that very very hot Indian accent? (Indian accent)
… "For English, say ‘God bless Trump’ …”
Fixed that for you /s (… I really want off this apocalyptic ride)
It turns out that maybe having a gentlemen’s agreement for how things should work was a bad idea.
