For the shoplifting thing, it depends which store it is. Big chain grocery store? Yeah, I couldn’t care less what someone takes. Small single owner shop? Fuck you for stealing from that guy. Those stores struggle enough just trying to compete with the Walmarts of the world.

Wait, is sleeping in your car illegal???

Here’s the deal: as long as you’re not being an asshole about doing any of these things, I’ll probably overlook it.

Start acting a fool however, and I’ll have the cops come collect you.