A man drove his car into protesters outside a Tesla dealership in Palm Beach County, Florida, but did not injure any of those who had gathered to demonstrate against billionaire Elon Musk and President Donald Trump over the weekend, according to law enforcement.
Ah…Florida. Understood. Go on. How many crocks did he have in the trunk? Did he claim them as his children on his taxes? Was there one in the driver’s seat eating a cigar? Well there’s your problem right there! I’ve never seen any crock driving straight while smoking a cigar, much less eating one!
Today you learned that the Florida man thing is a consequence of Florida being more transparent about arrests than other states. The same shit happens elsewhere, it’s just not reported.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man