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Cake day: July 5th, 2026

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  • Just because it’s super important.

    DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRIMES YOU COMMIT OR POST THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

    There are two types of criminals, those that keep their mouth shut and those getting arrested.

    If you somehow get approached by police, DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM AT ALL. Explicitly state that you want a lawyer to represent you and that you will not be speaking or answering any questions. The only questions you have to legally answer (in most jurisdictions) is to identify yourself. Once you have done that, ask for a lawyer and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    There’s a time and place to talk and it’s with your lawyer present.




  • A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.

    Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.

    “Looking for an obituary.” the man replied.

    “Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover.” the shopkeeper said, a little confused.

    “Not the obituary I’m look for.” was the response.