Hmm, it’s just an empty McD’s bag and a full diaper. Gross.

I fucking hate Big Lawn. I have friends who let their yard grow wild and it’s awesome. The pollinators love it. My HOA and spouse won’t let me do it.

Yes, except I’ll never be as cool as Christopher Walken.

Shitty childhood led me not to have kids at all.

I can usually get them to close tight by tugging enough on the entirety of each curtain so that they ‘want’ to bunch together in the middle. I hope that makes sense. This trick may not work with all of them.

The trick others have posted with the hangers that have clips is very clever, I’ll definitely keep that in mind. Some hotels have hangers that you can’t take off of the clothing rod, however,

But by not voting I show how apathetic I am and that makes me super cool, and then I go online to brag to everyone about how super cool apathetic I am…wait…am I still apathetic if I go online to brag and fight about it?

Plot twist: In 2050, McDonald’s restaurants no longer exist, and nobody eats there anymore. However, the company still generates $66B per year with their “ad free” subscription model.

Both are why I remain indoors.

It’s the only thing keeping me cool.

Toxic boss who’s entire personality was his job. He was very smart, and not a complete monster, but it was quite sad that he had no life outside of work and expected us to be the same.

I haven’t traveled the world enough to give a definitive answer. I had a blast in Edinburgh, and Luxembourg City is a wonderful place to visit. Most large Canadian cities are delightful. I doubt any of the cities I have visited would be the ‘greatest’ on the planet, however.

I 100% doubt any city in the USA could qualify. They are far more alike than they are different.

As for New Yorkers frequently & loudly yelling their city is the greatest, I’m convinced it’s some kind of pathology similar to Stockholm Syndrome. This comedian explains it better than I can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnxtvSMw49M