It’s just gonna fall off the Empire State Building trying to save Nicole Kidman
Can we test that?
Me looking at that rabioli
“This is it Donny, use your laser eyebeams to cut her in half! DIDN’T YOU HEAR HER INSULT YOU? CUT HER IN HALF!!!”
“Hey, it’s okay buddy, you’re just trying your best…”
“Wtf?! I’ll pay bail for whoever kills that voice”
“See Donny? We used our laser eyebeams just fine. You’re a real disappointment.”
“Loser”
“SAD”
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
… so bad, it’s so ridiculous…
“You did it Donny, YOU WON THE DEBATE!!!”
“Is someone toasting something?”
I am a Law Man … Not a Politician!
Sounds like you’re a piece of garbage who hides behind a badge and gun
What did it say before the edit?
I bet innovative new ways to introduce capital in previously untapped or currently overburdened markets!
I’m not going to go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives
“Nah, we like your people oppressed”
He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass
How do they even afford to eat???
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
And now he’s too old to abort
Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!
Which is why I always bring a knife to a pillow fight!
I’ve lost many friends…
Binkleberg Humperdish
I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.
But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…
Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes
20-foot lifted vehicles would probably be considerably safer:
Hmmm… 🤔 Now that I think about it, maybe we should subsidize these lift kits to make this a self-solving problem