This article is a parody but it’s also on the nose

More interested in Judas tbh

Change one letter and it’s the same as my pornstar name.

Only a radical speaks in absolutes

Hopefully it’ll play old carts and not just digital downloads 🤞

Your first time seeing a journalist rehash a press release? Happens all the time for new products in all industries.

Yeah the Menards owner is a huge republican asshole. Lowe’s is def the best as far as their politics.

Yeah it’s stupid

Apple is finally appealing to my interests

The other day I felt a shooting pain on my hand out of nowhere. I look down and it’s a wasp. Fucker broke into my house and stung me outta nowhere. Bastard.

Wasn’t there a whole series that revolved around subway in Korea?

Steam deck 😎

Prob related more to animal crossing tbh. Every woman I know who has a switch loves that game.

What’s CFS?

I kind of like them 😅

You need more calcium

Opening cans of beer and soda

I always start my graphs at -1